Oberstleutnant Riahi
| | | | | "ODU Freshman w/Distinction"
Male
17 years old
Saint Leonard, MARYLAND
United States
Last Login: 5/14/2007
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| Oberstleutnant Riahi's Interests | | General | SCUBA Diving,Rock Climbing, Paintball, Playing Electric Guitar, Running for School Sports, Video Gaming, Chilling with Fellow Cadets, Eating Chinese...food that is, (myspace)
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| | Music | Funker Vogt,Blutengel, Suicide Commando, Breaking Benjamin, VnV Nation, Das Ich, Metallica, Static-X, Rammstein, NIN, Korn, Tool, Deadsy, Cruxshadows, Wumpscut, Rush, Queen, Prodigy, Assemblage 23, Adema | | Movies | American History X, Donny Darko, Kids,Fight Club, Vanilla Sky, Scary Movie series, Harry Pothead series,The Lord of the Rings series, The Matrix series, Equilibrium, Minority Report, Band of Brothers series, Saving Private Ryan, Black Hawk Down, Tears of the Sun, Saw 1, Saw 2, Underworld, Pitch Black, Chronocles of Riddick | | Television | Computer is better,you can talk and see those you know instead of those people you don't know who act to be more people you don't know. | | Books | "Ender's Game" series-Orson Scott Card, "Everworld" series-K. A. Applegate, "The Dark Is Rising" series-Susan Cooper, "Lord of The Rings" series and "Forgotten Tales of Middle Earth and Numenor"-Tolkien, 1984 and many others that i don't remember the titles. | | Heroes | Franklin Roosevelt and Theodore Roosevelt(they were the closest presidents to have assumed control over the economy. | | Groups: | - R³ -, Waiting Fan Club!!, Aaron Harris For Dictator, Naval Academy Summer Seminar Session 3, Maryland Gamers, Running chs
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| Oberstleutnant Riahi's Details | | Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Pensacola | | Body type: | 5' 10" / Athletic | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Gemini | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | High school | | Occupation: | Executive Officer | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher | |
| Oberstleutnant Riahi's Schools | Calvert High
Prince Frederick,Maryland
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Master's Degree
Clubs: Cross Country, Mock Trial, Indoor Track, ROTC Drill
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| Oberstleutnant Riahi's Companies | Riddl3rs
Global, Global US
Five* General
Field Infantry
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| Oberstleutnant Riahi's Blurbs | About me:
*Update* #I got accepted to ODU as a "Freshman with distinction", meaning I'm in the top 5% of the admitted freshmen. I'm going to look into their B.S. degrees for chemical engineering or possibly information technology, but still keeping criminal justice in mind. # Alright, I'm a senior at Calvert High. I'm 2nd in command of the NJROTC. This year, I'm taking AP Calc/English/Government, but the highlight of my schedule is Dance for Athletes. The funny thing is, My current plan is to check out the rotc at ODU for a year,then evaulate myself and see if i want to go to the naval academy then or not. My change in intended majors is just to keep my options open,cuz navy needs mech/nuc/ engineers,but i might want to do law enforcement after the navy, so we'll see how it plays. Besides staying up late working on AP Calculus, I play PC games when I'm bored and hang out with friends when I can. If you want to get on my good side,then ask me to a Chinese restaurant, nothing beats chinese food! Drcrime891 for my email or aim. -------------- ----------------------- ---------------------------- Online Status Icons 14028129 sequence number. | Who I'd like to meet:
Adolph Hitler-i wanna smack that man for blaming Jewish folk on his own ignorance. Jesus-i gotta see him to believe him. Myself in 40 years-see if my techonogical theories came to existence. As far as people living in my time, anyone who won't mind my vast array of dirty humor(it keeps life around me interesting standable). | |
| Oberstleutnant Riahi's Friend Space | | Oberstleutnant Riahi has 119 friends. | | | |
| Oberstleutnant Riahi's Friends Comments | | Displaying 48 of 170 comments ( View All Add Comment ) | U.D.T.er
| May 6 2007 10:20P
yeah dude in four or a little over four years ill be a officer also and ill be joining you in the officers lounge lol miss ya alot dude and you better host another party | Beans!!
| May 1 2007 8:52A
Fucking TOOL Simmian! you and me bitch...section 22L! Row F!!!! Fucking TOOL in Richmond Simmian!!!!!! | U.D.T.er
| Apr 28 2007 7:15P
dude your fucking crazy ill be back and youll have to through another party when i get back | chunk
| Apr 28 2007 4:33A
lmao that was hilarious. damnit i gottta go to work. fuck!!! see u tonight dude. later | ~MJ~
| Apr 25 2007 3:40P
| ~MJ~
| Apr 24 2007 1:51P
thanks for sunday night, u really do win the best host of the year award.lol. the game was fun, espically once u sat at the other end of the table! ha ha. i was having a hard enough time without you tapping both freakin shoulders.lol. but hey if u ever need ne thing just call me. its gotta be hard to be alone, espically not having ur licence.... but yea.gotta get ready for class, ttul | chunk
| Apr 23 2007 11:43A
congratulations u get the best host of the year award!!!!!!!!! thanx again sam | Lauren
| Apr 11 2007 11:17A
hey! i haven't talked to you (or titus for that matter) in forever! how you been? whats new? | Beans!!
| Apr 9 2007 6:16P
i like the song mah simmian! | chunk
| Apr 7 2007 12:32P
no i didnt. and actually its 24. how was ur party | chunk
| Apr 3 2007 6:51P
SAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! guees what. just take a guees. guees damnnit!?!?!?!?! IM A MOTHER FUCKING DODGE BITCH!! mustard mother fucker ketchup yo dumb ass. lolol ahahahahah | Ricky [PooP]
| Apr 2 2007 9:35A
Jag känner en bott | ~MJ~
| Mar 21 2007 12:45P
u left ur towel and pan here. but i figure you will be here this weekend and can get it then.lol | chunk
| Mar 13 2007 5:31P
lmao ahahah since when did i put bros before hoes and how is she a hoe mother fucking. oh god its the juggernaut mother fucker. i like your rain coat bitch. ummmm my suit is so fucking tight mother fucker!!! lololol | O_o ...?
| Mar 12 2007 7:04P
Awe Sam Sam. You don't want to go to prom? you only get one senior prom! If it's a date issue, I'll go with you I can still go you know! | Ricky [PooP]
| Mar 10 2007 10:17A
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| Feb 26 2007 1:16P
lmfao ahahah that thing was hilarious | rich formaldehyde
| Feb 14 2007 10:22A
You're a dork. Haha! | O_o ...?
| Feb 12 2007 6:19P
nah see what happens is sometimes when you log in, people hack myspace and steal your login information. Then they login to your account and use it to post crap to your friends. I promise it's the truth, Tom said so! | >_<; Katester
| Feb 12 2007 5:30P
Valentine's Day sucks anyway. xD | Ms. Rich
| Feb 11 2007 5:59P
Lol your funny hunny love ya..!! maybe she might let your smack her.... i mean with me and my boo...wut do you think lol? j/k
| Beans!!
| Feb 9 2007 11:30A
wanna go to dynasty with me?....there am i on your good side now? tehe. | Cory
| Jan 28 2007 8:24P
sam your 6 in the morning brownies made me kill jones toilet today lol they were good though | Ricky [PooP]
| Jan 22 2007 6:38P
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| Jan 16 2007 6:45A
I'm glad you came too. I missed chillin' with you muy mucho :) | baby weasel
| Jan 9 2007 10:36P
You went too!? wow. i didn't know that anyone else went there. i didn't see anybody either though. | †me-n-jaimie†
| Jan 7 2007 2:41P
yo sam wat up dude!!! howd you like the pic??? | >_<; Katester
| Jan 5 2007 7:54P
If you want to get on my good side,then ask me to a Chinese restaurant, nothing beats chinese food!
RAINBOW TOWN! Lmao, that had me laughing for awhile.
Good times? I dunno. | Beans!!
| Dec 28 2006 10:57A
OIO! mah sim, i miss you already!!! you and that scuzzball kiera knightly smile you do. lata bro | Cory
| Dec 24 2006 10:08P
MERRY CHRISTMAS SAM!!! | perfect misfit
| Dec 22 2006 7:44A
wish you were here with me...
in my room with me...
on my bed....
with the lights off...
then we would go under my covers...
then i would show you my totally cool glow in the dark watch!!!!
eww.... what were you thinking???
thats just nasty!!!
haha.... send this to 5 of your friends...
of the opposite sex of course!!!.... | Some Guy With Pants
| Dec 14 2006 3:39P
CRIME!!!!
soysoysoysoysoyz | perfect misfit
| Dec 13 2006 7:06P
| Beans!!
| Dec 12 2006 9:38A
yay simmian! we get to snowboard together and then we all drink cocoa and then we can watch movies and then we can try to ski and then you can split your nutsack and then the fun can end! YAY!!! | Cory
| Dec 7 2006 7:10P
enjoy....
16 things you can do at walmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
| Ricky [PooP]
| Dec 5 2006 1:08P
rusty trombones for all! | Cory
| Dec 4 2006 12:32P
lol here ya go....
December 14th
Dearest William:
I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn’t have been more surprised.
With dearest love and affection,
Monica
December 15th
Dearest William:
Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine, two turtledoves. I’m just delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable.
All my love,
Monica
December 16th
Dear Bill:
Oh, aren’t you the extravagant one! Now I must protest. I don’t deserve such generosity. Three French hens. They are just darling, but I insist: you’re just too kind.
Love,
Monica
December 17th
Dear Bill:
Today the postman delivered four calling birds. Now really! They are beautiful, but don’t you think enough is enough? You’re being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Monica
December 18th
Dearest Bill:
What a surprise! Today the postman delivered five golden rings. One for each finger. You’re just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, Bill, all those squawking birds were beginning to get on my nerves.
You’re the greatest big guy,
Monica
December 19th
Dear Bill:
When I opened the door there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So you’re back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are huge. Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are complaining and I can’t sleep through the racket. Please stop!
Cordially,
Monica
December 20th
Bill:
What’s with you and those birds? Seven swans a-swimming. What kind of joke is this? There’s bird crap all over the house and they never stop the racket. I’m a nervous wreck and I can’t sleep all night. It’s not funny. Stop with the birds.
Sincerely,
Monica
December 21st
Okay, Buster:
I prefer the birds. What the hell am I going to do with eight maids a-milking? It’s not enough with all those birds and eight maids a-milking, but they had to bring their own cows. Now there’s cowshit all over my lawn and I can’t move in my own house. Just lay off me, smart ass!
Mon
December 22nd
Hey Butthead:
What are you, some kind of sadist? Nine pipers piping? And, do they pipe. Those bastards have stopped since they got here yesterday morning, except when they were chasing the maids, making the cows so upset they stepped all over those damned screeching birds. What am I going to do? The neighbors have started a petition to evict me.
You’ll get yours,
Mon
December 23rd
Listen, Doormat!
Now there’s ten ladies dancing, although I don’t know why I call them ladies—they’ve been with those nine pipers all night long. Now the cows can’t sleep and they’ve got diarrhea, my living room is a river of cow dung, the building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn’t be condemned. I’m sic’ing the police on you. They know where you are.
One who means it,
Mon
December 24th
You asshole!
What’s with the eleven lords a-leaping on those maids and aforementioned “ladies?” Some of those broads will never walk again.
Those pipers ran through the maids and are now going after the cows. All 234 of the birds are dead, trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you’re satisfied, you rotten swine.
Your sworn enemy,
Monica L
December 25th
From the law offices of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe:
This is to acknowledge your latest (alleged) gift of twelve drummers drumming, which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Miss Monica L. As you no doubt planned, the destruction of her home is now total.
Henceforth, all correspondence should be mailed to our attention. Enclosed is a Restraining Order against you. You are hereby ordered not to make any attempt to communicate with Ms. L, who has been committed to the Happy Days Sanitarium.
Her psychiatrists have informed us that if she should ever see you, she will in all likelihood attempt to kill you. Her defense will be Justifiable Homicide. No jury on Earth would convict her!
Cordially and Seasons Greetings!
Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe
Attorneys at Law | Cory
| Dec 3 2006 4:39P
The D&D Christmas Carol (to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Slashing through the Orcs, with a good two-handed blade,
Over the corpses we go, and through the gore we wade.
Mace on helmet ring, making bodies fly,
What fun to sing our slaying song and watch these suckers DIE.
Chorus
Oh ring their bells with sword and spells, don’t let them get away,
We’re brave & bold for fame & gold, we’ll make a lot today, Hay
Ring their bells with swords and spells don’t let them get away,
We’ll hack & slash and blast & trash and drag our loot away.
Crashing through the door, into the dragon’s nose,
Our mage whips out a cone of cold, and out his fire goes.
Elven bowstrings sing, making balrogs fall,
Our thief finds us a secret door into the treasure hall.
Chorus
Then appears the Lich, with his demon guard,
Our Mage just yawns and wishes, we’d run into something hard.
He begins to cast, his nineteenth level spell,
But that damn Lich threw a gate at us, and dropped us into Hell.
Chorus
We appear in Hell, in front of Satan’s throne,
Our cleric waves us out the door, and takes him on alone.
Satan’s legions don’t, want to let us go,
So our techno pulls his Bazooka out, and nukes them till they glow!
Oh ring their bells with prayers and spells, don’t let them get away,
We’re brave & bold and crazed were told, to think we’ll live today, Hay
Ring their bells with swords and shells don’t let them get away,
We’ll hack & slash and blast & trash and blow these dudes away.
| Ricky [PooP]
| Nov 29 2006 6:54P
| ♥ Steph ♥
| Nov 24 2006 5:54P
HI SAM!!!!!! Whats Goin on??
♥
~*Steph | Ricky [PooP]
| Nov 23 2006 8:47P
That turkey looks like it got hit by a hamstring or wingclip... | c/LTJG Gay
| Nov 23 2006 10:30A
Happy Thanksgiving
Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com
| Josh
| Nov 18 2006 10:23A
Not too much, just trying to enjoy whats left of our senior year... | Josh
| Nov 16 2006 5:02P
hey whats up man? | Ricky [PooP]
| Nov 13 2006 1:15P
You need to get GroupCalendar.
Message me for how to set it up. | Tylernol
| Nov 7 2006 7:21P
Got mine at www.evike.com but you can go to this site and get a better deal,
http://cgi.ebay.com/Marui-SIG-552-Navy-Seals-Airsoft-Electric-Gun-AEG-Rifle_W0QQitemZ270038716268QQihZ017QQcategoryZ64635QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItem
Its from japan but it comes with better shit..if it gets through customs. | Cory
| Nov 2 2006 6:20P
if shes over 320 lbs then she no longer qualifies as a "chick" lol | Ricky [PooP]
| Oct 30 2006 1:42P
1% from lvl 48, we need to hit that pvp. I'll cya after college tonight, then I gotta do a midnight release for final fantasy XII. | | | Add Comment | | |
